DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!

WARNING!

This is a warning. Be aware that Jason, nor his alter ego "ZEN!!!" are to be held responsible for any of the content on the following web page. By viewing the Life Update Page, you are accepting the content as Jason's personal feelings as long lasting or as ephemeral as they may be. You must also acknowledge that Jason may be either singing the praises of or talking the smack about you. This is to be taken as Jason's personal insight into his own life and the events that are happening to him.

Also, be advised that the fact that you may not be mentioned in the Life Update Page is not personal, but it may just be that either he does not want to talk about you, he wishes to keep what may have happened between you two particularly private, or Jason's life is so full of stuff to write about, that you got lost in the edit.

I hereby acknowledge that there may be negative content regarding me in the next website and relinquish my right to be angry with Jason or his alter ego "ZEN!!!"

I am too egotistical... Take me back to ZEN!!!'s homepage so that I can just imagine that ZEN!!! is praising me and not shitting on me at all. I'm a wuss.